Before I even get started, the FIRST thing you should do is check me out on Twitter (@StefaniaVillaTO). I like making fun of idiots online – believe me, there are A LOT – and making people laugh, so if you’re a normal person who doesn’t spend their free time harassing companions online, you’ll have a hoot with me. If you don’t like my sense of humour, we will never get along in person.

Basic generic information about me: I am 26 years old, 5’6″ and my measurements are 32C – 22 – 34. Fully natural, no enhancements. The rest you can see for yourself through my pictures. 

I’m not very good at writing these introduction posts fluffing me up to be this amazing girl with gorgeous soft skin, perky breasts or whatever else you are probably used to reading (my breasts are definitely perky though, whoo). The thought of describing myself like that makes me snort because it is so, SO far from who I am. I’m going to tell you a story about me instead.

When I first started in this industry, I was convinced I had to be this token fantasy girl. I had wealthy clients take me to fancy restaurants and expensive, lavish trips. I had to dress to the nines in clothes I hated and wear uncomfortable shoes. 

Confession: I hated (mostly) every second of it.

Please do not misunderstand me. I do not mean I dislike those activities in general, I just dislike them with the wrong people and prefer to share those kind of intimate experiences with people I don’t have to fake liking.

Full transparency (and I seriously hope I’m not shooting myself in the foot confessing this): I’m not really a good actress. If I don’t like someone, the emotional energy it takes to be in their presence is like dying a slow death. Have you ever met a person you have zero chemistry and nothing in common with, and discovered how uncomfortably awkward it is trying to have a conversation with them, and you just want to exit the situation as quick as you can? Yeah, that’s how I felt. Now imagine having to force conversation with that person for four bloody long hours. Can’t you just feel my discomfort right now through those words? 

Because of these early experiences, I have learned to be very selective on who I see.  I am no longer a high-volume provider thinking of only the dollar bills, as I value my sanity and mental health more than any dollar amount you can give me. Some people can truly never pay me enough to make it worthwhile tolerating being in their company for even a second.

My ideal client is one that seeks to connect with me on a real human basis, not expecting me to put on a fake disguise of “perfection” that is the opposite of who I really am. I want you to get to know the real, unfiltered version of me that can sometimes be clumsy and trip over her own shoes, swear too much for her own good, miss non-verbal cues to STFU when she gets into a endless tangent about God knows what, and gets into headed rants about how much Game of Thrones’s final suuuuucked. Does this sound like someone you want to meet? We might just get along after all.

I take pride in being a person you will never have to wonder, “Is she being genuine or faking it?” I will never again pretend to like someone I secretly want to strangle. If you are fortunate enough to make it into my list of favourite suitors (aka the 1% Club), you can rest assured you truly do belong there and my appreciation for you is as real as it gets. 

Did you know out of all the messages I receive monthly, I meet with under 5% of people who contact me? This means that if I choose to meet you, you should feel pretty special! It means I saw something specially attractive in you. This isn’t even an exaggeration – I turn down nearly every single person who requests a date with me, with few exceptions. Life is too short to spend my very limited time and energy with the average loser. 

TIP: If you want to be part of my exclusive 5%, you better be willing to follow all my instructions and jump through all my hoops. Trying to circumvent or negotiate my booking instructions is the quickest way for me to categorize you as part of the 95%. Be THAT guy. (For a near-guarantee way to get access to my exclusive club, take a read through my Newbie’s Guide to Booking an Escort.)

As a person, I try to be humble in multiple ways, so I am very practical in many aspects of my life. I don’t care for luxuries more than I care for living in simple comfort. I see designer items and unneeded luxuries as money that could be spent better elsewhere. I have a general addiction to saving money, my current big financial goal being to buy my first property within the year. 

…Can I just take the opportunity to slip in here that instead of the standard chocolate/wine/lingerie/etc gifts guys like to give escorts, I honestly prefer practical things that help my every day life. If you want to spoil me for whatever reason, hear me out, skip the wine and chocolates (okay, maybe not necessarily the wine… p.s: I like red) and get me a gift card to a gas station, Costco, Amazon, or even just good ol’ cash to help me pad up my nest! Pay my tuition man, I promise you that’ll get me going more than a brand new pair of shoes.

More random trivia about me: I am currently finishing my undergrad as I slave away trying to get into grad school. I hope to eventually go as far as my PhD – I have buckled up and am ready for the long ride ahead of me. As much as school hurts me and drains my life and soul at times, it is also something I am super passionate about. If you meet me, expect a mini whine about how much school work I have to do and a equally as mini excited rant about how much I love what I’m studying. 

Is that enough about me? I sure hope so. You’re a true champ if you made it to the very end of this ramble. If you want to learn more, you’ll have to come meet me in person. I must warn you though, I talk a lot. Like, seriously a LOT. I don’t want to ever hear “damn, I’ve never met anyone who talks as fast as you!” as if you were never warned!!

Stefania