Some basic generic information about me: I am 26 years old, 5’4″ and my measurements are 32C – 22 – 34. Fully natural, no enhancements. The rest you can see for yourself through my pictures. 

To be honest, I’m not very good at writing these introduction posts fluffing me up to be this amazing girl with gorgeous soft skin, perky breasts or whatever else you are probably used to reading (my breasts are definitely perky though, whoo). The thought of describing myself like that makes me snort because it is so, SO far from who I am. I’m going to tell you a story about me instead.

When I first started in this industry (2016), I was convinced I had to be this token fantasy girl. I had wealthy clients take me to fancy restaurants and expensive, lavish trips. I had to dress to the nines in clothes I hated and wear uncomfortable shoes. 

Confession: I hated (mostly) every second of it.

Please do not misunderstand me. I do not mean I dislike those activities in general, I just dislike them with the wrong people and prefer to share those kind of intimate experiences with people I don’t have to fake liking.

Full transparency (and I seriously hope I’m not shooting myself in the foot confessing this): I’m not really a good actress. If I don’t like someone, the emotional energy it takes to be in their presence is like dying a slow death. Have you ever met a person you have zero chemistry and nothing in common with, and discovered how uncomfortably awkward it is trying to have a conversation with them, and you just want to exit the situation as quick as you can? Yeah, that’s how I felt. Now imagine having to force conversation with that person for four bloody long hours. Can’t you just feel my discomfort right now through those words? 

Because of these early experiences, I have learned to be very selective on who I see.  I am no longer a high-volume provider thinking of only the dollar bills, as I value my sanity and mental health more than any dollar amount you can give me. Some people can truly never pay me enough to make it worthwhile tolerating being in their company for longer than a second. The worst of them all, I don’t think I could handle for even a second!

Did you know out of all the messages I receive monthly, I meet with under 5% of people who contact me? This means that if I choose to meet you, you should feel pretty special! It means I saw something specially attractive in you. This isn’t even an exaggeration, just take a look at my screening FAQ for a peek at how selective I am at meeting new people. I’m probably one of the most security conscious providers I know, and for very good reason, believe me on that! Life is too short to spend my very limited time and energy with the average loser. I swear I spend 50% of my admin time in this job rejecting clients.

TIP: If you want to be part of the 5%, you better be willing to follow all my instructions and jump through all my hoops. Trying to circumvent or negotiate my booking instructions is the quickest way for me to categorize you as part of the 95%. Be THAT guy.

My time in this industry has helped me determined the kind of client I like, and one of them is not the kind who barges in with demands and expect a one-sided mechanical business transaction. I like my sessions to feel natural and unforced, like a true girlfriend experience. Do you barge in to your girlfriend’s house and start listing acronyms and acts you want her to perform on you? Actually, don’t answer that. Nothing shocks me anymore, I know there’s definitely people like that out there. Seriously, don’t message me if that’s you. I really don’t want to meet you.

I try to be humble in multiple ways, so I am very practical in many aspects of my life. I don’t care for luxuries more than I care for living in simple comfort. I’ll probably never own many designer brands or live in a fancy-ass condo in downtown Toronto, and my car will never be the newest model of the year. First off, do y’all realize how much it costs to live in downtown Toronto these days?? And secondly, do y’all realize how expensive it is to own a brand new car? Exactly my point. Wealth that is boastful does not impress me – if you feel the need to brag about how much money you make, congratulations, you’ve just learned one of the quickest ways to make me dislike you. I am much more attracted to humility and modesty than I am to arrogance and inflated self-importance.

…Can I just take the opportunity to slip in here that instead of the standard chocolate/wine/lingerie/etc gifts guys like to give escorts, I honestly prefer practical things that help my every day life. If you want to spoil me for whatever reason, hear me out, skip the wine and chocolates (okay, maybe not necessarily the wine… p.s: I like red) and get me a gift card to a gas station, Costco, Amazon, or even just cash to help me pay my bills! I promise you helping me pay my car insurance will get me going more than a brand new pair of shoes or lingerie ever will. “Brand new Louboutins?! Oh, how kind of you, these will look fantastic in the car I’m struggling to afford!” LOL.

More random trivia about me: I am currently finishing my undergrad as I slave away trying to get into grad school. I hope to eventually go as far as my PhD – I have buckled up and am ready for the long ride ahead of me. As much as school hurts me and drains my life and soul at times, it is also something I am super passionate about. If you meet me, expect a mini whine about how much school work I have to do and a equally as mini excited rant about how much I love what I’m studying. 

Is that enough about me? I sure hope so. You’re a true champ if you made it to the very end of this ramble. If you want to learn more, you’ll have to come meet me in person. I must warn you though, I talk a lot. Like, seriously a LOT. If this still hasn’t scared you off, then let’s maybe get to know each other over some of the fineeeee wine this city has to offer. Seriously, I’ve been dying to go on a date to a wine bar in this city.

XO Stefania