Basic generic information about me: I am 26 years old, 5’6″ and my measurements are 32C – 22 – 34. Fully natural, no enhancements. The rest you can see for yourself through my pictures. 

I’m not very good at writing these introduction posts fluffing me up to be this amazing girl with gorgeous soft skin, perky breasts or whatever else you are probably used to reading (my breasts are definitely perky though, whoo). The thought of describing myself like that makes me snort because it is so, SO far from who I am. I’m going to tell you a story about me instead.

When I first started in this industry, I was convinced I had to be this token fantasy girl. I had wealthy clients take me to fancy restaurants and expensive, lavish trips. I had to dress to the nines in clothes I hated and wear uncomfortable shoes. 

Confession: I hated (mostly) every second of it.

Please do not misunderstand me. I do not mean I dislike those activities in general, I just dislike them with the wrong people and prefer to share those kind of intimate experiences with people I don’t have to fake liking.

Full transparency (and I seriously hope I’m not shooting myself in the foot confessing this): I’m not really a good actress. If I don’t like someone, the emotional energy it takes to be in their presence is like dying a slow death. Have you ever met a person you have zero chemistry and nothing in common with, and discovered how uncomfortably awkward it is trying to have a conversation with them, and you just want to exit the situation as quick as you can? Yeah, that’s how I felt. Now imagine having to force conversation with that person for four bloody long hours. Can’t you just feel my discomfort right now through those words? 

Because of these early experiences, I have learned to be very selective on who I see.  I am no longer a high-volume provider thinking of only the dollar bills, as I value my sanity and mental health more than any dollar amount you can give me. Some people can truly never pay me enough to make it worthwhile tolerating being in their company for even a second.

Did you know out of all the messages I receive monthly, I meet with under 5% of people who contact me? This means that if I choose to meet you, you should feel pretty special! It means I saw something specially attractive in you. This isn’t even an exaggeration – I turn down nearly every single person who requests a date with me, with few exceptions. Life is too short to spend my very limited time and energy with the average loser. 

I take pride in being a person you will never have to wonder, “Is she being genuine or faking it?” I will never again pretend to like someone I secretly want to strangle. If you are fortunate enough to make it into my  list of favourite suitors, you can rest assured you truly do belong there and my appreciation for you is as real as it gets. 

TIP: If you want to be part of my exclusive 5%, you better be willing to follow all my instructions and jump through all my hoops. Trying to circumvent or negotiate my booking instructions is the quickest way for me to categorize you as part of the 95%. Be THAT guy. (For a near-guarantee way to get access to my exclusive club, take a read through my Newbie’s Guide to Booking an Escort.)

My ideal client is one that seeks out companionship and connection with the providers they are meeting. Just like an authentic girlfriend experience, I prefer my sessions to feel natural and unforced. Because of this, I seek out clients who prefer longer engagements to shorter ones, my absolute favourite being overnight bookings. There is no better foreplay in life than the anticipation and excitement we build over the course of an entire evening. Does this sound like something you too enjoy? We might just be a perfect match.

As a person, I try to be humble in multiple ways, so I am very practical in many aspects of my life. I don’t care for luxuries more than I care for living in simple comfort. I see designer items and unneeded luxuries as money that could be spent better elsewhere. I have a general addiction to saving money, my current big financial goal being to buy my first property within the year. 

…Can I just take the opportunity to slip in here that instead of the standard chocolate/wine/lingerie/etc gifts guys like to give escorts, I honestly prefer practical things that help my every day life. If you want to spoil me for whatever reason, hear me out, skip the wine and chocolates (okay, maybe not necessarily the wine… p.s: I like red) and get me a gift card to a gas station, Costco, Amazon, or even just good ol’ cash to help me pad up my nest! I promise you helping me fulfill my long-term goals will get me going more than a brand new pair of shoes or lingerie ever will. “Brand new Louboutins?! Oh, how kind of you, these will look fantastic in the car I’m struggling to afford!” LOL.

More random trivia about me: I am currently finishing my undergrad as I slave away trying to get into grad school. I hope to eventually go as far as my PhD – I have buckled up and am ready for the long ride ahead of me. As much as school hurts me and drains my life and soul at times, it is also something I am super passionate about. If you meet me, expect a mini whine about how much school work I have to do and a equally as mini excited rant about how much I love what I’m studying. 

Is that enough about me? I sure hope so. You’re a true champ if you made it to the very end of this ramble. If you want to learn more, you’ll have to come meet me in person. I must warn you though, I talk a lot. Like, seriously a LOT. I don’t want to ever hear “damn, I’ve never met anyone who talks as fast as you!” as if you were never warned!!

If this still hasn’t scared you off, then let’s maybe get to know each other over some food and wine because I really enjoy being wine and dined. Or perhaps we can ditch the dinner (gets kind of repetitive, don’t you agree?) and instead check out the  local theater, go to the zoo, go camping, play some board games, or go to an Escape Room! (Please, pretty please!)  

Stefania